Thoughts for Food

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Douche Bags are based off your own opinions when on the road. Add 5 pts if hitting a Douche Bag.
[A.D.B.]= Automatic Douche Bags.
If you hit someone with a car door, add 1 point due to skill

Pedestrians.
Children:
Age-
1 to 5: 2pts
6 to 10: 4 pts
11 to 15: 5 pts
With leash: 5 pts
Slow children: 10 pts
Fast children: 50 pts
Fat kids: 100 pts
Fat kid with food: Win

Teenagers-
Eighth Graders: Win
Freshman: 10 pts
Sophomores: 5 pts
Juniors- Normal: 0 pts, Douche Bag Juniors: 10 pts
Seniors- Normal: -25pts, Douche Bag Seniors: 25 pts
Hannah Montana: Win
Jonas Brothers [A.D.B.]-
1: 500,000 pts
2: 1,000,00,000 pts
All 3: Service to society
Justin Beiber [A.D.B]: I will pay you money (keep in mind it’ll be about $5)

Adults:
With coffee: 15 pts
With Bluetooth headsets [A.D.B]: 20 pts
With coffee and Bluetooth headsets: Win
Wearing Hawaiian shirts: 30 pts
MEN with pony/pig tail(s)[A.D.B.] : 100 pts 
Paris Hilton: Win
George Bush: 100 pts
Barack Obama: 100pts
Axl Rose [A.D.B]: 100 pts

Ex’s: All are [A.D.B.]’s and you get a 5x multiplier
Cheater:Win (Got what they deserved)
Liar:Win (Probably won’t be lying anymore)
Dumper: I’d say you took a big dump on them

Nationalities:
Russians: Win- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUe1yCS_ulg
French/Canadians: Win
Germans: 45 pts
Japanese: 40 pts (Greatest Steak EVER due to Osaka)
Chinese: 10 (Chinese food is amazing)
Korean: 60 (Their food smells bad)
Mexican: Win if illegal
Australian: 15 pts
Kenyan: You are a cheetah!
American: No additional points

Animals- 
Opossum: 5 pts
Skunk: Fail
Dog: 10 pts
Cat: 10 pts
Mouse: 25 pts
Squirrel: 15 pts
Rabbit: 15 pts
Deer: Fail
Horse: 20 pts
Cow: Win (Free beef)
Water Buffalo (and car isn’t totaled): YOU ARE GOD
Turkey: 10 pts
Chicken: 250,000 pts (due to hilarious jokes ;D)
Cheetah: You are a Kenyan
Jackalope: You probably killed the last one, so you might wanna go into hiding for a while….PETA will be pissed

Birds:
Chickenhawk: Win
Owl: 50 pts
Robin: 10 pts
Sparrow: 100 pts
Bald Eagle: You’re a TERRORIST!!!!
Cardinal:5 pts
Canary: 15 pts
Dodo: Good luck, they’re sneaky little devils
Blue Jay: 35 pts
Mocking Bird: Win

Old Ladies-
With Purse: 10 pts
With Cane: 15 pts
With Walker: 20 pts
With Cats: 55 pts
Combo: x2 multiplier

Bikers:
Serious: no points
Kid on bike: 20 points
rolling bicycle: Win