Thoughts for Food

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philippelazaro:

• UCLA: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.


• UC Berkeley: Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.


• UCSD: Two. One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.


• UC Irvine: Eleven. One to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do in Irvine past 10pm?


• UC Riverside: Three. One to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.


• UCSB: Seven. One to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.


• UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this “new college thing.”


• UCSF: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.


• UCSC: Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience.


• UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis.